Thursday, April 14, 2011

Ooooh that smell!

I always use my blog to address the stupid, ridiculous, and disgusting things men do, but I never take the time to let the ladies know what they're doing wrong. I want to take this entry to address what I believe is the most important issue and if you read the title of this entry, you already know. That's right. The topic is: Feminine hygiene!

I am not going to get into major details, but I would like to let the ladies know that just because we are girls, does not mean we are immune to body odor. I have passed by some ladies that had some very strong smells erupting from their pants and walked around as if it were a meadow of flowers following them around. To those ladies I would like to offer up some advice...

Say these words with me...

"Douche, Shower, Cooter Powder."

"Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

"Cooter Wipes, Cooter Wash, Cooter Smell-B-Gone."

While I do understand that sometimes women have those not so fresh days, or maybe they're coming from the gym...or you know what be honest, some of you get that quickie in and have that lingering, delicious, sex smell...That does not excuse you. There are portable wipes. Didn't have the money to buy some wipes? Carry a pantyliner around with you! Those are $1.67 at CVS.

Also ladies, when you are considering getting intimate with a man, you might want to use these rituals RIGHT BEFORE you get hot and heavy. If you don't have time, that's what the portable washes and wipes are for. In case you do not know where to get these items or maybe want more information, here are some websites for you to visit.

Summer's Eve

The CVS site above has every single feminine product you can think of! Try them out. See what works best for you!



  1. felicity you know that douches are the worst thing a woman can do to her vagina. it upsets the natural pH balance that leads to nasty yeast infections.

    cleanliness and 2xdaily showers with sensitive soap is the best recommendation

    btw this is jess (i forgot my google acct password)

  2. Lol! And yes I know it's bad...but not for those smelly coot coots that smell like they haven't been washed in years. Those girls need to soak in a bath of alcohol to kill the smell LOL.

  3. "Douche, Shower, Cooter Powder."

    "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

    "Cooter Wipes, Cooter Wash, Cooter Smell-B-Gone.

    Seriously ladies, if you dont smell that something is wrong with you... because if I can smell it, then it means so do you. wash up, for real/

  4. The douche part just creates the feeling of the know that right? Lol.