Thursday, April 21, 2011

Do it to me....

Touch me, kiss me, and caress me gently from head to toe.

Whisper in my ear just how bad you want me and can’t be without me.

Grab my body and pull me closer.

Let me know I’m right where I belong.

Tell me just how you like and I’ll do what you want.

Tease me in every way imaginable way because you know I love it.

Fill me up with every inch of you.

Let me soak you all over.


I could never be...

Do you think about her every day? Do you wonder what it would be like to hold her again? Did you love her? Do you still? When you hear her name do you wish you were with her? When you’re with me do you wish I was her? Do you compare me to her? Is that the only reason you have me around?


Thursday, April 14, 2011

I'm tired...

I'm tired of sitting back and watching from afar.

I'm tired of being bailed on.

I'm tired of being told one thing but experiencing another.

I'm tired of waiting.

I'm tired of lack of affection.

I'm tired of feeling discouraged.

I'm tired of contemplating.

I don't want to sit back and observe.

I don't want to feel like a school girl with a crush.

I don't want to feel like nothing is happening.

I don't want to continue standing by the counter.

I don't have time to waste.


Dream you're mine...

Te sientes inteligente
Cierras tus ojos
Y suenes que soy tuyo
Pero yo no se
Ni si quiera que estas aqui

Me gustaria tenerte en mis brazos amor


Woman in the Mirror...

For as far back as I can remember, I have been giving my friends non-stop advice on their love, sex, and relationship problems. I guess I've just been through a lot and they know I'll tell them the truth about people. However, there comes a time when you just want someone to give you the advice for once. You may already know what to do, but it's always nice to hear what someone else has to say.

The problem with being the go-to person for advice, is that you already know what to do but you REFUSE to do it. It is always very hard to look in the mirror and tell yourself to follow your own device. Any of my close friends could tell you that I am QUICK to tell them to move on from someone that isn't treating them the way they deserve to be treated...Why can't I listen to my own advice. What is it about the mind that keeps us from looking in the mirror before we tell someone something?'s almost as powerful as infatuation.


Love Prevails Over All...

System of a Down- Ego Brain

Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream, a stream
Consciously it seems
All of what remains
Ego Brain
Man made shame,
Shame, love after it rains

You see my pain is real
Watch my world dissolve
And pretend that none of us see the Fall
As I turn to sand
You took me by the hand
And declared, that love prevails over all.

I am just a man
Fighting other men
For land, for land
While I turn to sand
In spite of the pain
Ego Brain
Man made shame,
Shame, love after it rains

You see my pain is real
Watch my world dissolve
And pretend that none of us see the Fall
As I turn to sand
You took me by the hand
And declared, that love prevails over all.

All of what remains
Ego Brain
Man made shame,
Shame, love after it rains

You see my pain is real
Watch my world dissolve
And pretend that none of us see the Fall
As I turn to sand
You took me by the hand
And declared, that love prevails over all.

(Love after it rains.)

Ooooh that smell!

I always use my blog to address the stupid, ridiculous, and disgusting things men do, but I never take the time to let the ladies know what they're doing wrong. I want to take this entry to address what I believe is the most important issue and if you read the title of this entry, you already know. That's right. The topic is: Feminine hygiene!

I am not going to get into major details, but I would like to let the ladies know that just because we are girls, does not mean we are immune to body odor. I have passed by some ladies that had some very strong smells erupting from their pants and walked around as if it were a meadow of flowers following them around. To those ladies I would like to offer up some advice...

Say these words with me...

"Douche, Shower, Cooter Powder."

"Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

"Cooter Wipes, Cooter Wash, Cooter Smell-B-Gone."

While I do understand that sometimes women have those not so fresh days, or maybe they're coming from the gym...or you know what be honest, some of you get that quickie in and have that lingering, delicious, sex smell...That does not excuse you. There are portable wipes. Didn't have the money to buy some wipes? Carry a pantyliner around with you! Those are $1.67 at CVS.

Also ladies, when you are considering getting intimate with a man, you might want to use these rituals RIGHT BEFORE you get hot and heavy. If you don't have time, that's what the portable washes and wipes are for. In case you do not know where to get these items or maybe want more information, here are some websites for you to visit.

Summer's Eve

The CVS site above has every single feminine product you can think of! Try them out. See what works best for you!


Give me your number = Drop them Drawers...

Over the years, it has become more and more disappointing to watch the way in which men interact with women. What is even more depressing is sitting back and listening the way they interact with you because other women have let them get away with the things they do or say. I've been trying to ignore it for some time now, but it is REALLY starting to get annoying...especially since I've finally been able to experience what it's like to have a decent convo with a REAL man.

I am not one of those girls who will withhold their phone number from men (unless I'm just not interested). If we seem to have a connection, then why wouldn't I give you my number? I would like for us to talk and see if this is possibly going somewhere. Now, although I may not think every convo could lead to marriage, I do believe that it could lead to something that we could further explore. If I feel this way, then why don't men?

Ladies, have you noticed that men no longer take the time to get to know you before trying to jump into bed with you? Have you noticed that even when you find the men who aren't like that, they act as though they are, so as not to be seen as a "chump" in front of their friends?

In the time that I've decided to accept the idea of being single and out there looking around, I have given my number to many different guys. Ask me how many of them skipped over intelligent conversation and jumped into dirty talk and cock photos....I'm going to go ahead and say 99.9% of them. Now, I am going to be honest for a second, women can often start conversations out this way too. While I may not be like "nice to meet you this is what my coot coot looks like," I will possibly express the fact that I am only interested in ONE THING. However, the way in which I go about expressing myself is different than the way these men do it.

I once tried having a decent conversation with this guy that I SWORE I had a connection with...why in the middle of our invigorating conversation, did he send me a photo of his (very small) penis? This is what I mean gentlemen! Unless the convo is already headed in that direction, please do not send us random photos. Have you ever considered that we might be with our girls when you send that? Of course we're going to show them if you sent it so us randomly. Then you'll be embarrassed when you try to get with a different girl and they've already been warned.

All I'm trying to say to the fellas is DON'T JUMP THE GUN. I'm not saying you have to find out the names of her 7 brothers, 8 sisters and 23 pets before you head in that direction but some women do like a little bit of convo before they spread those legs.


I've come to realize...

1. I've come to realize that my hair: grows when I don't want it to.

2. I've come to realize that when I talk: I say "but umm"...and "yeah" a lot.

4. I've come to realize that all I really need: is food...and a man who can cook

5. I've come to realize that I've lost: a lot of friends because I don't have time for games.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when: people bail on plans...

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk: i do/say stupid shit almost every time

8. I've come to realize that money: is very matter what people say.

9. I've come to realize that when I get old: I'm going to be an even bigger bitch than I am now.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be: me...I don't want to change.

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: older men...with access to lots of food.

12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was: because a "best friend" hurt me.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone: IS MY LIFE.

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: You're the first thing on my mind...

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I: try to finish text convos but it never happens.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: how discouraged I feel...

17. I've come to realize that my life: will be exactly how I want it to be.

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook: I play a lot of games.

19. I've come to realize that today I will: not do what I said I would.

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: be upset...

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: be having a good ole time!

22. I've come to realize that I really want to: ...DANCE

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is: umm?

24. I've come to realize relationships: suck ass

25. I've come to realize that love: is something I've never truly experienced.

26. I've come to realize my best guy friend(s): want to bone

27. I've come to realize my best girl friend(s): are the reason why im so bad

28. I've come to realize food is: The most important thing in the world...

29: I've come to realize that this summer: might be a little stressful

30. I've come to realize heartbreak is: and everyday thing.

31.I've come to realize that my sister(s): is my cousin...she means the world to me.

32. I've come to realize that crying: is needed once in a while...someone wanna teach me how to do that?

33. I've come to realize that death: is what it is.

34. I've come to realize that if I'm sick: I like people around...If I'm well, I don't.

35. I've come to realize when I'm bored: TV keeps me happy.


Friday, April 8, 2011

I go thru guys like money flying out the hands

Have to get my way at 24 hours a day cuz I'm hot like that....

They try to change me but they realize they can't :)

I don't want to be changed. I can't be tamed. If you're trying to do that to should probably just keep it moving


Just a random thought

Don't try to change me. I am not interested in being anything other than The Real City. When I just got with this guy I curbed who I was. I was quieter. I wasn't a confrontational person. That's not who I am at all, but I did it because I knew that he didn't want the real me. I'm not changing for anyone else ever again...

I'm still waiting for that guy who loves me...knives and all.

Don't hold me back...


There will always be women in rubber flirting with me....

In all of my relationships there is one huge problem I guess I will ALWAYS have...until I find a man who is actually secure in the relationship he has with me. That problem is...Other guys. I'm one of those girls who only has a few girl friends but has a full entourage of male friends. The truth is, although there is the possibility that many of my guy friends would like some kind of relationship with me, sexual or otherwise, I am not interested in them in that way at all. I simply prefer men over women. I get along with men soooo much better than women. They understand my attitude more.

So here's a little note to the men out there who think they have a chance with me:

Do not even approach men if you are the super jealous type...You will ALWAYS be jealous.


Thursday, April 7, 2011

Take me or Leave me...

Ever since puberty everybody stares at me, boys, girls, I can't help it baby!

I'm the kind of girl who needs a guy who will TRULY take her for who she is...I'm crazy and you should love it.


Tour de D*ck

Lately I've been on this tour of the globe. In other words, for the first time, I'm actually giving all nationalities a fair shot...Ok...Well...not ALL nationalities. I am still slightly picky.

For a while I've been talking to this Peruvian guy. While I am not going to out all info out there, I will say that he is s bit of a freak. That is something I do not mind at all. It is something that adds to the overall sexual attraction between us (And by the way, the longer you wait, the more intense it gets)...Just a quick phone call could excite me.

...I guess those are the perks that come along with opening yourself up to enjoying the world ;)