Just some phrases that annoy me:
I was busy= I didn't feel like talking.
Can we 'chill'= I would like to stick my penis inside of you.
Oh, I forgot= you weren't important enough for me to bother responding.
Imma hit you up= I really don't feel like talking but I guess I have no choice.
Let me him you back later=.....days from now.
Are you on birth control= I do this with other girls too.
I 'luv' u= I don't really have feelings for you, but you put me on the spot.